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Starfruit Trek: Next Germination

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Casting Call:

So, Pete and I were talking about how the next Star Trek movie should come from Big Idea. And we decided we’d have to figure out who could play whom. So, here’s the list. Tell us what you think!

    Captain Jean-Luc Picard? Bob the Tomato, of course.
    Commander Riker? Has to be Larry the Pickle… sorry… Cucumber.
    Counselor Troi - Esther.
    Oh, and Data? Yeah, Archibald.
    Worf is perfect for Mr. Lunt. (Can’t you just see his forehead ridges?)
    Dr. Beverly Crusher - Petunia Rhubarb.
    Wesley? Of course! Perfect for Junior!
    Chief O’Brien - Maybe Mr. Nezzar.
    Guinan - Madame Blueberry!

How about for La Forge, Barclay, the Doctor, and Q?  What are your thoughts?

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What’s a Raspberry to Do?

Well, the job hunt for this Raspberry is not going well.  No one seems to know what to do with a fruit home for the summer.  Mostly it’s the time constraint, and the longer any company waits before hiring the less time is available to be given.

I was walking through stuffmart the other day, and happened to be wearing my Superman t-shirt.  Some of the workers made a comment about super girl coming to work and helping them out.  I had an interview with stuffmart, but they never called back for a third interview…  I didn’t say anything to the workers about that, I just smiled. 

Then last night I was out to eat with Mama Squash and Papa Potato and the waitress joked about my staying to help clean up.  (The server hadn’t written down the ice cream order on the bill, so I went ahead and did so.  And having eaten here many times, I had seen how the abbreviations were written, so I decided to help them out and the cashier knew exactly what I meant ;  )   )  Papa Potato asked the cashier if she knew what was written and told her that the Raspberry had done it.  The cashier then looked at me and mentioned that I would be all set to work there and told me that they needed a dish washer and floor sweeper.  I smiled and said, "if you really want me, I’ll come tomorrow night to help clean up, I don’t mind."  The cashier just smiled but didn’t say anything else…

So much for an attempt at joking with someone so I could find a job….

Guess I’ll just have to spend more time on http://veggietalesreview.com !!

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Giggles, Groans, and Guffaws…

Here are some jokes I found about vegetables, some are good, and some are just plain corny!!  ;  )

 

Q: What kind of vegetable likes to look at animals?
A: A zoo-chini!

 

Q: What is a zucchini’s favorite game?
A: Squash!

 

Q: What’s the coolest vegetable?
A: A rad-ish!

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Q: Why do cabbages win at races?
A: Because they know how to get a-head!

 

Q: What is a chicken’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: An egg-plant!

 

Q: What did the salad greens say to the hungry kid?
A: We’ll make your mouth and your tummy happy, if you lettuce

 

Q:Why would you never repeat a secret in a garden?

A:The potatoes have eyes, the corn have ears, and the beanstalk!!

 

If you would like to be able to groan more, just let me know ; )

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When you don’t feel like doing anything, you’ll have company….

 

I love these guys….

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